yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
We have so much sex to catch up on
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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