What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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