Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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