So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
i now understand why vodka
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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