do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Randomize
