Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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