i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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