new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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