that's an acceptable place to lick
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
