is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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