My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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