the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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