This girl is more easily done than said...
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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