Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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