: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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