Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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