Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
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I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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