Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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