I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
