DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm just crazy horny about you
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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