So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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fuck your aforementioned shoe
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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