omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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