I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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