Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
now i know why i became what i already was.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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