And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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