no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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