Kareoke will never be a sober sport
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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