It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
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Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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