At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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