awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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