David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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