better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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