i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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