We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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