There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
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Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
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Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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