I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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