I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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