i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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