I just gift wrapped bread.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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