No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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