She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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