I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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