He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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