Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
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