what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
The power of my boobs compel you
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
