The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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