Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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