Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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