Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
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But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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