Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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