just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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