He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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