If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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