I don't think brook has ever known best
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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