I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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