i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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